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   messageicon This whole time you've been worried about dying from unhealthy burgers, but now you find out that drinking water with a McDonalds Shrek glass is what's going to kill you. Go figure
←Rate | 06-10-2010 18:03 by Gr`april Comments (0)  


   messageicon Mark Zuckerberg really controls all of our lives, at any moment he could decide to take Facebook offline.
←Rate | 11-13-2010 22:25 by Gr`April Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wait, you're telling me that if I kill off and entire culture and take credit for discovering a land I in no way discovered,I'll get a random Monday in October off from work? Only in America!..... Happy Columbus day!!
←Rate | 10-11-2010 18:26 by Gr`April Comments (0)  


   messageicon When asked what the Indians called America before the white man came, an Indian said simply, "Ours."
←Rate | 10-11-2010 20:49 by Gr`April Comments (4)  


   messageicon As our lady of Disco, the divine Miss Gloria Gaynor has always sung to us: I will survive!!!
←Rate | 11-14-2010 08:31 by Gr`April Comments (0)  



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